Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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