I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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