Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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