Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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