Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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