they need to just BURY HIM!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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