Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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