no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
