I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
