How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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