God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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