yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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