we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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