Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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