watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was like eating out sand paper
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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