dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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