Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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