I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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