haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
