i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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