worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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