Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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