shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I FOUND THE LEGS
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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