Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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