Whod you bang
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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