I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The air was thick with penises
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
where are my eyebrows?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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