Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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