I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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