We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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