what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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