Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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