that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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