Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
