is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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