its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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