after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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