And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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