none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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