I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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