I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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