hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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