wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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