Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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