she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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