My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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