The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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