before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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