Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was not drunk enough for that final.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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