I hate all girls vehemently.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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