i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Quick, to the slutcave!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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