Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I need a burrito and a hug.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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