I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i dont even know how to be here
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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