One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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